i know you just did a double take of the headline. my very first blog post in my most awesomest life EVER, and i have to come out with that. but sadly it is all true… or is it. i invite you to strap on your fanny pack and venture with me on this rabbit habit forming, up and down roller coaster ride we call L I F E. i will be cranking everything out from side to side no filter needed, grammar will be guaranteed wrong, chronological order definitely off, thoughts will be farting out of my arse full speed behind, and through it all, i will always take a moment to puff the hawaiian air i call paradise. all this world … because I AM SHASTA. your new old soul of a superhero. so c'mon lets go take a nap. paws out.